[Kadi]

We had just watched a documentary on obesity and I took my three year old to the mall with me, not thinking that she was paying attention to what we had seen on tv. Then, while passing a very large lady, Ella (the mega mouthed 3 yr old) asked the rotund lady if she was born "Obeef."

[Kadi]

Or how about the time that the salesman came up to the door selling cleaning products and my 5 yr old opened it up (against my instruction to ignore the door bell) and informed the man that mom could not come to the door because she was on the toilet bleeding from her privates.

NICE

[hair4myprincess]

I sneezed all over a bank teller once. Yeah, it was bad!

[TimeSlidesBy]

I could not stop laughing when my oldest said "momma has big boobies. Big boobies. Big Boobies....."

[Crystallee21]

Omg we were in line at HD and my 5yo says to the cashier Youre Fat (not knowing it would hurt her feelings)! OMG so embarassing. She was so nice about it, but boy did I lay into him about hurting others feelings.

[drainl]

Good stories! Mine isn't horrible, but the best I can think of right now.
I met a new mom friend at a local park one day. We were pushing the kids in the swings and my son was being unusually fussy. I took him out of the swing to get him ready to go home and my friend stopped me - he had pooped this massive nasty poop that leaked from everywhere and went up the back. Of course I didn't have any spare clothes so after I cleaned up the mess he ran for the playground in his shoes and diaper on a cold spring day.

[amberj]

The county stopped to trim the trees in front of our house a few weeks ago and my 3yo said to the guy with the long hair. You're a girl...girls have long hair. I swept him up and ran in the house.

[Alyson]

I know this is a bit different but.....

My 6 year old wanted to know if we could SELL our 2yr old BACK to China (where we adopted her). Yeah, that was one of my proudest moments.

[rattledmom]

There are so...many...Here's one from today. We went out to eat earlier tonight, and when the server asked what we'd like to drink, my 5 year-old piped up with "What do you have on tap?"

Yikes...do you think he's heard that once or twice?

[Staci A]

We were out to eat at Wendy's one day. My son was checking out the Kid's Meal bag, which had crowns on it. So, I pointed to the one I liked.

He eyes me up, and loudly announces, "Mommy, your head is WAY too fat!" Everyone in earshot was giggling. And I wanted to climb under the table.