Ah, several captions come to mind..
Husband to wife: "Definitely your daughter. Reminds me of you in our college days."
Wife to Husband: "What!? Hide and go seek doesn't actually mean I have to find her right away! This is how I get her to nap!"
Husband to Wife: "Are you sure you explained to her that, just because she's '
pooped' doesn't necessarily mean she sleeps
where she poops?"
Wife to Store Clerk: "I guess that solves it. She's chosen our new toilet, for it's sleep-ability factor"
I could go on...